Red pepper

I like how the red pepper is holding those two pieces together.

Poop explosion

This poop felt like it exploded out if my butt. I was disappointed in
how little poop there was after that.

Almost lost it

I had to wait to get into the bathroom this morning. This sucker
almost got away on me. Glad it didn't. It would have been a huge mess
as you can see.

Check out this one!

Nice an long with a solid 180. A few droppings to follow it up. I'm
quite happy with this o e

Good morning

I love it when the tip of the turd is just poking out the water.

After a day of no poop (very odd for me), I dropped this LPG this
morning. It was SOLID. I swear there was a hunk of iron or something
in there. Starting effort was significant but once it got going,
inertia just carried it out.

With breakfast comes poop

Conversely this was much easier. As soon as I eat breakfast, it's like
my poops are practically crawling out to make room for the new food.

Hard things come in small packages

For the size of these it sure was hard to get then out.

Two part poop

This one was interesting. The main log came out first. It was hard,
tight and took a fair effort to pass.

I was tired this morning and didn't really want to move after that, so
I sat on the throne for a few minutes checking my email. After a few
minutes I felt some rumbling.

That's when the spaghetti poops came. I find it interesting how such
different poop can be right next to each other. Like sometimes you get
a solid plug holding in a really watery one that just drains out. Oh
those crazy poops.

Sloppy seconds

The title says it all.

Loose and stinky

As you can probably tell by looking at it, despitte holding together
this poop was very soft and loose. As I recall, it was quite a stinker
as well.

Time to catch up

Not ketchup. Although there may be some leftover tomatoe in this poop.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays

The Monday poops!

Pretty big

Not my biggest but a pretty solid one. I'm quite pleased with it

Squeeze it

Squezed a few out this morning. Hard to tell butere was some
multicolour action going on. Gotta love rainbow poop!

Friday morning

I love a good hard poop in the morning.

A little loose

This one fell out nice and easy

On a bed of.....

Sorry for the paper, I had to go bad and didn't notice the leftover
paper from before.

All caught up

Things have cleared up now it seems. This poop was a lot bigger than
it felt. Nice and solid just the way I like them.

That's not the photo it's the poop

Sorry it's so unclear, the water was just that cloudy from the poop.

Onions part II

This was a follow on to the previous poop.

Onions anyone?

This is from a few days ago. Don't know what I ate but I was very wet
and loose for a time.

Sunday

Stinker

This one was a real stinker. I had to go pee like crazy too.

Sorry I missed yesterday I pooped at work and had forgot my phone. No
big loss though, the more interesting thing that happened was all the
junk I blew out of my nose.

Today's poop: just a nice solid log, split in two for your flushing
convenience.

The turtle pokes his head out.

There was a big wait for the office toilet. I was practically turtling
this one by the time I got in there. Good thing I mad it. I'm not sure
what that red thing in the middle is, I don't recall eating anything
close to that.

Nice

I like how the big tied just settled on the bowl. Not really floating,
not really sinking, just sitting there.

Nothing much

Not much left after this mornings poop.

Finally, some volume

I don't know about you, bur I've been disappointed how small all my
poops have been for this blog. I am pleased to provide a solid sample
for you today.

Nothing special

Just another poop

Happy Thanksgiving!

No turkey in this poop yet. Should be a burger from yesterday though.
Surprisingly very low on odor for that. Low volume but this one felt
quite dense.

Websites about poop

Here are two websites with lots of good information on poop.

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php  Lots of great info on the science of poop, a pooping guide and even some info on farts!

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html  More great info and even some photos!

Enjoy

Day 2

I love a good poop in the morning. Nothing special about this one
except for one turf going vertical on me.

Number three number two for the day

Just cleaning out the remnants of that last one.

Lots of gas, little substance

This one felt it was going to be a lot bigger than it was. It turned
out just kind of sad.

Power: explosive gas but little exiit velocity. I presume the small
size pf the tires didn't allow an adequate seal to my anus, preventing
rocket launches.

Regularity: so-so. My mornings are typically like a clock, afternoon
poops are much more inconsistent.

Neighbour factor: minimal, people came and went, but not while any
action was going down. Smell was low too, so no gas masks were required.

First Poop!

Here it is! Nothing extraordinary yet, but I know more will come.

Pee And Poop? Yes
Loose or solid? Somewhat loose
Easy or hard? Quite easy
Nasty or nice? Fairly strong odor to starr, but faded quickly.
Floaty or sinky? Floaty

First post

But not the first poop.

For no reason other than I thought it would be funny, I have decided to create a blog of all my poop for one year. I'd love to hear your comments about my poops, your poops, or pooping in general. Enjoy your time in the stall!