Red pepper

I like how the red pepper is holding those two pieces together.

Poop explosion

This poop felt like it exploded out if my butt. I was disappointed in
how little poop there was after that.

Almost lost it

I had to wait to get into the bathroom this morning. This sucker
almost got away on me. Glad it didn't. It would have been a huge mess
as you can see.

Check out this one!

Nice an long with a solid 180. A few droppings to follow it up. I'm
quite happy with this o e

Good morning

I love it when the tip of the turd is just poking out the water.

After a day of no poop (very odd for me), I dropped this LPG this
morning. It was SOLID. I swear there was a hunk of iron or something
in there. Starting effort was significant but once it got going,
inertia just carried it out.

With breakfast comes poop

Conversely this was much easier. As soon as I eat breakfast, it's like
my poops are practically crawling out to make room for the new food.